One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not caturday but this specific cat was so long it became a meme and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originating from 2ch, it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the lulz. It has touched the hearts of every anon in the internets. All attempts made by noobs who desire to steal it from anon have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the IHM (Internet Hate Machine)
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Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking hueg length of the kitten, and they named him after his second most defining feature. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese.
Noone knows how long Longcat actually is. The figure above gives an estimated length of 10,000 ft, however, this number has been verified ,by science. The most successful space mission to measure Longcat had to turn back and recharge their lasers after just over 9000 feet in the air.
