Longcat

One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not caturday but this specific cat was so long it became a meme and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originating from 2ch, it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the lulz. It has touched the hearts of every anon in the internets. All attempts made by noobs who desire to steal it from anon have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the IHM (Internet Hate Machine)

Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking hueg length of the kitten, and they named him after his second most defining feature. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese.

Noone knows how long Longcat actually is. The figure above gives an estimated length of 10,000 ft, however, this number has been verified ,by science. The most successful space mission to measure Longcat had to turn back and recharge their lasers after just over 9000 feet in the air.

Sourceforts, PVK,

Sourceforts is an excellent example of the Source engines flexibility, and the users imagination

Sourceforts is a Hl2 multiplayer Capture The Flag mod.
The game consists of two phases: The build phase and the combat phase
In the build phase, players build a fort to protect their flag in the allotted amount of time, and with a maximum of 50 or so blocks. The fort doesnt really have any restrictions at all, if you can reach the spot you wanna build on, you can build there. Of course it has the normal restrictions of any game, but some of those lengths have been extended and shortened to service the games unique needs. There are mutiple classes to choose from, aswell as mutiple block shapes. The games a little hard to get used to, and theres a lack of Aussie servers, and players too.

You can steal enemy blocks if your an engineer, aswell as repair your own
Scouts are more of a capture class
Rocketeers have 5 rockets to wreak havoc on enemies and their blocks
Soldiers have plenty of health and pulse rifle to take down enemy barricades
And a sniper to get those long range threats down.
In all, its a solid game with a dying userbase thats worth a try if you have a source game and Hl2 deathmatch, i give it a 7/10

RE: Re: Laziness

Yeah, same here, but its gonna happen eventually..

Also im pretty sure theres nothing "Esteemed" about this blog..

Re: Laziness

Damn, you're right. Not that I want to make this once esteemed blog into a chat room.

Laziness

Goddamn me and Jimbo are lazy...

Haggard

So who's seen any Viva La Bam or CKY?
If the answer to that question is none, then GTFO and watch at least one.
If you have seen one of those shows, then read on.
Haggard is a movie that is based on the actors from Cky, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Rabb Himself, Brandon Dicamillo, Jenn Rivell, Don Vito, Phil Margera, Ape Margera, Tony Hawk, Mark Hanna, and probably alot of other people.
The storyline is a little cliche, but still enjoyable.

Ry (Ryan Dunn) is dumped by his girlfriend Glauren (Jenn Rivell) for a metalhead named Hellboy (Rake Yohn). Ry's friends, Valo (Bam Margera) and Falcone (Brandon Dicamillo) try to bring Ry out of his depression spiral. This movie is really not one for the littlies, because of the swearing, drug references, nudity and probably alot of other things i didnt really notice.

If your a fan of Viva La Bam, Jackass, Cky, Wildboys, or comedy movies, Then you'll defiantely get a laugh out of this.

New Feature

I got the idea for a new feature when my esteemed colleague Draztak began using a new feature in his blog, the Screenshot of the Week. Now, I understandably thought using a new, exciting feature was a great idea, so I wracked my brains for something to use. I was saved from my desperate brain-wracking by my co-blogger Thantos, who suggested using detailed descriptions of internet memes for a feature. Memes, for those who don't know, are jokes that spread throughout a group of people through repetition and variation until they have become part of the culture. Most of the memes we will be describing will have originated from 4chan, the very origin of most of the internet memes circulating around today. Mind you, 4chan is the Mos Eisley Cantina of the internet, providing a place for the denizens of the internet to, under the protection of anonymity, post some of the most disturbing things known to man. We imagined that you wouldn't want to go there yourself, so Thantos and I, brave and courageous as we are, decided to venture there ourselves to bring you the lulzy part of 4chan.